the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"
shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade
my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it
people who interrupt me when i speak
Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot
We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition
I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains