Potatoes Divya aka Potato

commanderknotty:

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU


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itssexualhour:

Okay so there was this really hot new foreign exchange student at our school from the UK and we flirted a lot and long story short I ended up losing my virginity in our school’s janitor closet. It was really really hot and then when he came he whispered “god bless america” in my ear

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michellehartson:

shadesandgoldbullets:

littlefuckinglesbian:

I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved.

Wow.

just wow….

The real question is who in that room would still catch you.


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theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.


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rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro


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karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via


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#I want it

borlax:

People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one ever talks about how cheap candy is ON Halloween. It’s almost as if you can go knock on any strangers door and they’ll give it to you for free. what a bargain


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communistbakery:

communistbakery:

I want to know how likely it is that my child will receive the gene for good wordplay

I’ll use a punnett square


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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

my mom is getting a framed selfie of her favorite son this year 

image


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istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK


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It was probably nothing but it felt like the world. —Morrissey, Autobiography (via psych-facts)


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